Fast forward to the next night. I smell something UNGODLY coming from the pint-sized version of my hubster. I follow my nose to his pants and it hit me with a "WAAAAABAAAAAAAM!" and other Ka-powies, you know the awesome graphics from the classic Batman show.
I lay the kiddo down and let's just say he deuced a red pile of $&!+. Dyl(an) kept saying, "It hurts!" And I was honestly trying to keep my eyes shut and nose covered so the smell wouldn't burn anything important on my face. I finally looked once his bottom was cleaned and there it was... The OH YEAH