I'm not alone.

In case you didn't know, I like to procrastinate.  I'm the the 'Pro'-castinater.  Everything (eventually) gets done and on time, but I'm never the one to get it done immediately, with time to spare.  You know, I think part of me enjoys the rush of getting it all done at the last minute.  Is it some kind of disorder?  Does anyone else suffer from this?  

Jenna Marbles does.  This video cracks me up because I.CAN.RELATE.  Check it out, and Happy Friiiiidaaaay!

Dream Week - Dog Love

{found on Pinterest - Camp Moxie}

Our family is dyyyyying to get a puppy - labs specifically.  We are serious dog lovers and it has been too long since we've had a puppy pal!

{found on Pinterest - Camp Moxie}

I mean seriously, how can you not love those little faces.  And puppy breath!?  Oh my heart longs for a dog.

Here's one reason you have to love dogs.  Seriously, watch.

Lol!  I love Clark Griswold, the dog.  Happy Friday everyone!!  Go get some puppy love!

What I Have Been Missing

{via someecards via CampMoxie on Pinterest}

I just had to share this pointless flier.  It is hilarious and brilliant.  Check out more pointless fliers from someecards.  Just don't blame me when you can't tear yourself away!  Love them!  Happy Friday!!

I Laughed So Hard

Because it's the end of the week, I wanted to share a hilarious video for Friday fun.  Don't judge me.  And now, I'm pretty sure you are just because I said don't.  But really, you'll be laughing too. :p

Hope everyone has a happy weekend!!!

Handwriting Game

Louana from 11th Monkey tagged me, so here's my submission!

1. What’s your name / blogger name?

               Ashley Crenshaw

2. What’s your blogs URL?

            http://ashleycrenshaw.blogspot.com/

3. Write, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog”.

          see handwriting

4. Favorite quote?

          "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."  Dr. Seuss

5. Your favorite song?

          "Sex on Fire" by Kings of Leon

6. Your favorite band / singers?

          Kings of Leon, Modest Mouse, John Mayer, Deftones, A Perfect Circle, Tegan and Sara, Lissie, The Boxer Rebellion - I ♥ Music!

7. Anything else you want to say?

              Have a happy weekend!!

8. Tag 3 bloggers to participate.
                  
                     cole "letters from coco"
                     Kamika "Searching for Serendipity"
                     Katie "There and Back"

Hope you all decide to participate.  It's such a fun way to share a little more about yourself!  If you're tagged, just write all your answers to the questions and post on your blog.  Tag three other bloggers and share the fun!

Ready for Random?

Since I have self-diagnosed A.D.D., this post is just full of things I've been up to.  You know, I haven't been able to actually accomplish a lot, in terms of being "productive".  Around here, I'm just going with it.  There's been a lot of distractions like, "OH that's shiny!"  "Oh Prettttty!"  "I wanna do _______ instead."  "You can't make me fill out those papers."  Ha!  Here's what's been going on in my world.

{Sorry for the crotch shot.}  I took some time to make my bed, light a candle, and just read a book.  Yeah, that doesn't happen with Dyl around.  Nice try.

I'm addicted to spray-painting.  If I don't like it, I paint it.  I'm working up something pretty to put inside the frame.

I have had a geeky crush on John Mayer for quite some time.  When my husband deployed to Iraq, John became my dream husband.. You know, I would have dreams that John and I were jumping on his bed together and holding hands.  We would giggle at each other.  I can't believe I shared that.  lol!  As much as I enjoyed to dreams, it became a little obsessive.  Well, enter the Grammy's:  Sunday night, I caught a glimpse of dream husband Mr. Mayer looking a LOT like Mr. Depp.  *Jaw dropped* Thanks for throwing fuel on the fire John.  Ha!  Oh, I need my one and only, real life husband back!

  

 

 The orchids my fabulous husband sent me for Valentine's Day, decided to go ka-put on me.  Luckily, the company was more than happy to replace them.  But, I wanted to see if I could get a few more photos out of them before they went to orchid heaven. 

Even though orchids don't grow in typical soil (they prefer a bark mix), it makes a pretty picture.  I can totally enjoy the color, and hints to spring, while I wait for my replacements. 

 I watched Glee, you know the Bieber Fever episode?  Yeah, I was wearing this outfit, by coincidence.  I HAD to take a picture. 

Shortly after I found out I was pregnant with Dylan, I immediately craved Krispy Kreme doughnuts.  Within five minutes of this craving, I was in the car on my way to the doughnut shop.  Much to my disappointment, the shop had closed.  Well, 4 years later, our gas station carries the doughnuts.  I broke down yesterday and got some for breakfast this morning.  But, you know, I can't just eat the doughnut.  I have to take it to extremes.  Let me share with you.  Take your doughnut, this works best on plain ole glazed, and place in a bowl.  Slather your doughnut with butter, then heat in the microwave.  Heaven!!  I only do this once every.. several years or so?  It's fattening and addicting.. so consider yourself warned! ha!

See?  Totally random!  That's my life though!  Happy Friday everyone!!

Total Eclipse Pigeon Tribute

How do I even begin?  There are sooooo many inside jokes to this whole post. 

A) T and I have been best friends since second grade.  That's a long time!  Everyone used to tease us that we were love birds.  One of us (I can't remember which) said it was more like retarded pigeons.  ha!  We were each other's pigeons.  One day, we ended up writing 'Hi Pigeon' on a note/test/something our teacher saw.  He corrected us with crossing out Pigeon and writing Pidgeon.  Totally the wrong spelling.  That made the joke even funnier.

B) T and I would cruise around our one stoplight town and belt out tunes.  Bonnie Tyler's 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' came on repeatedly every Saturday night.  {We had a choice of three stations to listen to.  For some reason, soft rock from the 80's was popular to the DJ. Sigh.}  It was like the song chose us.  It became our anthem.  We even 'performed' a karaoke version, with bonus dance moves, during our school play practice (that we didn't want to be at, and passionately disapproved of).

So, now that you know parts of our retarded jokes, I hope you appreciate the flow chart T sent me.

{Source}

The link T sent me, also had an AMAZING interpretation (very literal) of the video itself.  Check it out in all it's glory!

Here's the non-cat-in-the-frame version.

Happy Friday!!!